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Glesga Stories
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An
auld Glesga man took his dug, which had just died, tae a priest, an' asked
him if he would do a funeral service for the dog. "Certainly not,"
said the priest,!! "Why don't you try the minister?"
All right said the auld fella. "By the way, dae ye think the minister
wid take a donation of a thousand pounds fur his church?"
"Wait a minute" said the priest, "You didnae tell me yur dug
wis a catholic!!!"
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A couple were invited to a Swanky Masked Halloween
Party in Glesga. The wifie had a terrible headache and told her husband to
go to the party alone. He, being a devoted wee Glesga husband, protested,
but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed,
and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he
took his costume and away he went.
After sleeping soundly for about an
hour, she awakened without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to
the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching him, to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She joined the party, and soon spotted her husband cavorting around the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, copping kisses wherever
he could. His wife went up to him, and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear, and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars.
Just before unmasking
at midnight, she slipped away and went home and putting the costume away got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and asked him what kind of time
he had. He said, "Oh", the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Phil, Bill, and some other guys, so we went into the
backroom and played cards all evening............ But....you're not
going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"
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Hope you all enjoyed
these tales and had a good laugh.......webmaister.
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Last update 10 November, 2007
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